Episode 363 Livestream Recap
Ok, Ullu Ka Pattah…
We Barely Knew You, Alan…
Stream Timestamp [00:29:51]
Alan -McAfee
Refund amount $389
1min 26sec
We Believed You, William…
Stream Timestamp [00:35:43]
Jessica Wilson vs William -Norton
50 years old
Refund amount $349.99; $449.99
William: “The server is a little bit down right now.”
Jessica: “When’s the server going to be a little bit up?”
William: “Mm-hm.”
He said a manager would call, so we booped. Nobody called.
Total Time Wasted: 18min 21sec
Rinoa, talking about William: “That guy had the personality of a crusty old sock.”
Checking Security By Purchasing GiftCards…
Stream Timestamp [00:58:42]
Jessica Wilson vs Eric Thomas & John -Amazon Fraudulent Department
Refund amount $799
Order is for a gaming laptop, placed by someone in New Jersey.
AnyDesk was used.
Jessica is worried that he’s going to close her entire Amazon account.
Eric said there were hackers trying to take Jessica’s information.
Eric checked her Edge history, even though she said she doesn’t use Edge and then wanted her to login to her Amazon account.
He was “checking the security” by purchasing a PlayStation giftcard but Jessica wasn’t allowing it! She refused to login to her PayPal account. He said he would cancel the charges but she didn’t believe him. He wasn’t able to purchase a giftcard because she didn’t have any credit cards on file. He asked her to add a card to her account. When she wouldn’t, he got frustrated.
We were transferred to Senior Supervisor Over the Floor, John, who promptly burped.
Jessica: “You disgusting pig! Did you just get on the phone and burp in my face?”
Jessica: “I’m gonna punch you in the bum! Are you kidding me?”
John put us on foreverhold. We booped.
Total Time Wasted: 21min 42sec
Can’t Hear You…
Stream Timestamp [01:30:35]
Jennifer (Jenny) -PayPal
Order #KW64NH937
Refund amount $699.99
Phone was breaking up really bad. She booped. We called back but the number was already dead.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 10sec
Farted Himself to Sleep…
Stream Timestamp [01:39:34]
James (Lion King) -PayPal Cancellation Department
Refund amount $568.17; $557
James: “You wanna cancel it? Someone is trying to misuse your informations.”
He put us on foreverhold, so we booped. We called back but the number was dead.
MelonBuddy Translation:
One minute
Total Time Wasted: 7min 28sec
Rinoa: “I think he farted so loud that he fell asleep.”
The World’s Fasted Remote Access…
Stream Timestamp [02:08:55]
Nancy Wilson Wheeler with Margaret’s voice vs Mark & Gary & Kevin Miller (Rajeesh / Ranjeet) -GeekSquad
Refund amount $210; $400
Transfer amount $40,000
Order was for firewall and net protection
TeamViewer was used. “The world’s Fasted remote access, control and support software.”
He put us on foreverhold. We booped.
We called back. Gary answered.
Transaction ID#407157139795829653319329414040
Nancy: “I haven’t received it yet, you dingus.”
We were transferred to the Senior Supervisor, Kevin.
Kevin: “You are making this situation like a chewing gum.”
Kevin tried to open Nancy’s camera.
Chode Mode Activated: 28min 46sec (also randi, harami, and possibly a few others)
Nancy’s husband has moved on to Dayton, Ohio. Kevin’s work securely screen didn’t work, so we watched him edit the HTML.
Nancy: “I can’t tell if you are being rude on purpose or if you are just stupid.”
Kevin: “Are you randi?”
F7 strikes again!
Nancy: “Where’s my refund, you little bitch?”
Kevin accused Nancy of being a YouTuber. He booped.
MelonBuddy Translations:
Brother, please talk to her. Hurry.
She’s a hacker.
She’s messing with us.
Total Time Wasted: 50mins 42sec
Another Reversed Connection!!!
Stream Timestamp [03:15:08]
Paul (Ashish) & Mike & Tinu, who he was chatting with on the computer -GeekSquad
AnyDesk was used.
Refund amount $409
Reverse connection was successful!!!
Paul said that someone would call us right away. He booped.
Computers were disconnected. But he allowed us to reconnect!!
We called back. Mike answered.
As soon as we started to delete Paul’s files, he broke the connection while we were talking to Mike. But Mike didn’t know, so he continued to try to connect to our computer.
Mike: “You have to install anyhow.”
Mike wouldn’t allow the reverse connection. He’s no fun.
Mike told us someone else would call us right away. He booped.
We called back. Alan answered.
Alan put us on foreverhold.
MelonBuddy Translations:
Hey man, do me a favor.
Listen man, can you help?
Total Time Wasted: 33min 47sec
Mah Ka Bud…
Stream Timestamp [04:14:15]
Jessica vs Alan -Norton
Refund amount $389.54
AnyDesk was used.
Jessica: “Thank you for spelling ‘apple’ for me.”
Jessica: “You’re a bhenchode.”
Jessica called them out on saying that they would lock her computer. They didn’t like finding out that she understood Hindi. They booped.
MelonBuddy Translations:
I know you’re a YouTuber.
She’s messing with us.
Connect to her computer and lock it.
Set a password on her computer after you connect.
She called me mah ka bud. Haha
Total Time Wasted: 9min 41sec
Do WHAT With $50,000 Cash???
Stream Timestamp [04:33:20]
Jessica Wilson vs Unidentified Scammer & Other Unidentified Scammer & Sheldon Cottrelle
Refund amount $799.99
Transfer amount $50,000.00, because that’s the maximum allowed, not $80,000, even though the secure server said $800.00000
AnyDesk was used.
Address: 1 ullu ka pattah lane, Ben Chode, Califoprnia 94118
Rinoa practiced her Hindi insults on this scammer.
We were transferred to another scammer and then to Sheldon, who banks with Wells-Fargo.
We were transferred to someone who told Jessica to go to the bank, withdraw $50,000 cash, roll it up, and do impolite things with it.
We called back. He answered again, using a highpitched voice. He was unable to provide proof that he stole any money.
MelonBuddy Translations:
She’s an asshole.
Come check this out. She is logging into the Chase.
This customer seems like she would make a mistake.
Total Time Wasted: 38min 31sec
Smooth or Chunky?
Stream Timestamp [05:19:48]
Nancy vs Alex Wilson & David Parker (Jeffrey)
There was a horrible buzzing on the line. Rinoa looped it back at him a few times so he’d understand how annoying it was.
David: “Fill up slowly, slowly.”
Nancy: “Do you have peanut butter in your USB?”
Nancy: “Is it chunky or smooth peanut butter?”
Nancy: “David, smooooth or chunkyyy?”
David: “Real voice. Real voice.”
Nancy: “This is the real voice. What are you talking about?”
David: “I’m not talking about you.”
Nancy: “Can I call you in like 20 minutes? I’ll switch my voice. You won’t even know.”
Nancy and David bonded over thinking Alex was an idiot. He said he was the same person who told her to go to the bank and get $20,000. But we hadn’t spoken to him before.
Nancy: “I’ll be calling back in no time. You’ll get your chance. I’ll get to fool you as well, you idiot.”
He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 19min 55sec
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