Episode 365 Livestream Recap
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One Down…
Stream Timestamp [00:30:21]
GeekSquad
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She bailed & booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 03sec
Two Down…
Stream Timestamp [00:38:56]
David -GeekSquad
He bailed & booped.
Total Time Wasted: 10sec
We Hooked One!!!
Stream Timestamp [00:52:04]
Jessica Wilson vs unidentified scammer & Amy / Emmy Henderson -Amazon & James Wilson (Jams) -Chase & Jason Parker -Federal Trade Commission
Jennifer had left us a voicemail telling us to call.
Fraud amount $1,499 charge on account for macbook pro
We could barely hear him.
Jessica: “It sounds like you’re slamming yourself into a refrigerator door.”
He said he’d call us back from another line. We booped. We called back when he didn’t. Amy answered.
Amy said the order was fraudulent. We were transferred to James from Chase Bank.
He confirmed that the transaction was fraudulent, definitely a case of identity theft.
He transferred us to the Federal Trade Commission, who are the only ones who can help us with this.
Senior Officer Jason Parker (badge ID 221249) of the FTC took our call.
Jason’s three protocols: 1. Can’t hang up the phone because it is the only evidence of her “innocencey.” 2. Can’t put him on mute or on hold because the recordings will be used in court. 3. Cannot share any of the details of this call with any third person.
Jason said that there was a car found in El Paso, TX that was rented out to Jessica’s name but she hasn’t been in Texas. But Jessica owns a blue Nissan. There are 12 bank accounts in Jessica’s name. There are two apartments who were rented out to Jessica, too. But US Marshalls found 8-9 pounds of cocaine in the abandoned apartments.
Chase Ckg $2,940 Sv $3,768.72 — All of this truly belongs to Jessica.
Her credit card has a $10,000 limit.
He is thrustblasting the fraudulent accounts.
Jessica was worried about her neighbor who presses his unclothed chest against the window. His name is Jeffrey. Jason said that he had reported it to the higher authorities.
Jason said they would freeze her social security number for the next 18-20 months. He said her accounts will also be frozen and she can’t open a bank account until he gets all the details.
Jason offered a government safety locker option to safeguard her assets. He said that 2 US Marshalls would be visiting her.
Jessica needed to go pick up the custom-made Nicolas Cage in a Banana cake tomorrow for her son’s 5th birthday. Jason said that he’d make sure she had the money needed and would be able to get the cake.
Jessica asked if he could just use the thrustblasting to get the fraudulent accounts shut down.
He told her to transfer all her savings into her checking and then head to the bank.
Jessica was involved in a scandal a few years ago, called the “Parking Meter-Gate,” in which she added money to people’s parking meters. She did a few years for that crime. The media called her “the MeterFairy.”
He told Jessica to withdraw $6,500 cash for her home renovation purposes and to not look like she was under investigation. She withdrew the cash. He said he would create a QR code for a wallet to safeguard her money. He texted her the address he wanted her to go to next.
He gave her the address of a bitcoin ATM that he wanted her to go to.
On the way, Jessica gave him her secret family recipe for the best air biscuits ever.
He told her to create an account once she arrived. She put all her money into the machine but he didn’t receive it. She sent him a receipt that had a photo of naked Nicholas Cage in a banana watermark on it. The watermark is one that her phone automatically adds to any photo she takes.
Jason noticed that the date was wrong on the receipt. He asked her to send a photo of her driver’s license. He then wanted her to send him a selfie. She proved that she was in the blue car by honking the horn. He read out her air biscuit recipe once more. He knew he was being baited but didn’t bail immediately. He said he had 7 pairs of shoes and has a lot of money.
Jessica called him out as a thief.
Jessica: “Would you like some table scraps there, boy?”
He tried to play it cool, but it was obvious he was uncomfortable. He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 3hr 03min 05sec
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