Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

So, About That Blockbuster Card…

A for Asinine…

Stream Timestamp [00:26:54]

Jessica Wilson vs Max Marshall (Badge ID#MX25156589) & Peter Warren (Badge ID#PW4195) & Jeffrey Williams (Badge ID#JW077059) -Norton

Refund amount $489

Transfer amount $3,500.00

Jessica lives in Rice-a-Roni, NY, where there are lots of trees.

Max spelled out his name painfully slowly. Then asked Jessica to spell it out again, just to waste time. So, Jessica obliged grudgingly…

Jessica: “M for moron, A for asinine, X for xmas tree, M for moron, A for asinine, R for ridiculous, S for suspicious, H for house is on fire, S for cell, E for idiot, L for loser, L for loser again.”

Max: “So, how many daughter and sister you have?”

Max: “I live alone. [My family] are in Los Angeles and I am in California.”

Two years ago, Max said that he left Los Angeles and went to California for the working, study, sports, friends, that’s the main reason. He stays in Lake Towel in California now.

Max: “I never come in New York.”

Jessica: “We would prefer you didn’t.”

Max wants to go to Time Zone Square after Christmas.

Jessica: “Have you seen those new airplanes that fly in reverse?”

Max: “I just drink juice.”

Jessica: “Is that a new California thing?”

We were transferred to Peter and then to Jeffrey, who explained each and everything and still made no sense whatsoever. He told us about the 9 firewalls.

Jeffrey said it was very important for Jessica to write down the names of all 9 firewalls: Juniper, Barracuda, Bullguard, Cisco…

He never finished the list because he had to transfer us to another person. He said that he would tell her the other ones after the refund was completed. We were transferred back to Peter, who connected Jessica to the Norton Reimbursement Server.

He ran out of minutes on his phone, so we booped. He told us to call him back but we didn’t. This scam was too boring.

Total Time Wasted: 59min 27sec

What Do You Want?

We called a number that had sent a text saying, “What do you want? I missed your call.”

Stream Timestamp [01:41:21]

Jessica Wilson vs Marvin Ellison (Mr. Alison / Marvin Alison)

Sounded like a Nigerian scammer. We asked his name and he booped. Twice. He called back.

We asked him to resend the email that we were supposed to have received already. But we didn’t get it. And he wouldn’t stay on the phone.

We sent via text: “I DIDN’T GET THAT THING YOU SENT ME.”

Then, we FINALLY received the email!     

It said that $1.8M in cash is being delivered to Jessica by the United Nations Office for Humanitarian Affairs. We just needed to pay the delivery fee.

Jessica: “I would like to collect my funds.”

Mr. Alison said the wrong delivery fee and we showed him the correct amount on the email he had just sent us. We decided we’d send the $250, even though it should be $100. Then, we decided that we would increase it to $300.

He booped. He called back. He wanted us to get iTunes cards but Jessica said that it’s a holiday today and stores are closed.

Jessica: “Do not disconnect the call. Do you understand?”

We increased the amount to $500 if he would allow us to send him the money via his computer.

He told us to send him an email and booped.

We called him back. He stayed on the phone while Jessica composed an email for him. He booped before she was done with the email.

Mr. Alison sent a text: “Please email your delivery address and your valid address.”

We called him back.

Jessica told him to click on the link in the email we sent him.

Jessica [by text]: “I have the cards.”

We called him back. He said that the only option was to get the cards for him despite the fact that the email he sent said that the fee should be sent via MoneyGram.

Total Time Wasted: 16min 40sec

Jessica [by text]: “I’m wiring you the money. Why are you not able to accept it?”

Rinoa might continue texting with him and will let us know if anything comes of it.

Cat NOT For Sale…

Stream Timestamp [02:28:02]

Jessica Wilson vs Susan & Adam Leland (Right) -Microsoft

UltraViewer was used.

Susan ran a scan on our computer and found many things of concern, including a Tiny Banker Trojan!!

Jessica: “It was an accident. I fat-fingered the mouse.”

Jessica: “What are all these errors on the computer and warning signs?”

Jessica: “Get those suckers outta my computer! What do they think they can come in here without wiping their feet, the dirty track shoes all over my carpet? I just vacuumed!”

–On Notepad–

Network ip address compromising issues

Firewall security:

Basic security firewall: manually operate/scan/update/transfer tech savvy: $799.00

Advanced security firewall: automatically works non tech savvy: $899.00

License key: one time installation

Unlimited security protection

Activate never expired

NETWORK IP TECH OF LEVEL 09

CORE NETWORK FIX

Jessica almost started a fire by deep-frying a sandwich and forgetting about it at work.

Susan explained the difference between the two plans “for a friend.”

Jessica: “You and I know a lot about computers.”

Jessica chose the advanced plan in case she didn’t have enough time to deal with it. She is a new, first-time cat owner and doesn’t have as much time as she used to.

Jessica: “Why did you ask for my cat? She’s not for sale.” But Susan had said, “check” not “cat.”

Jessica: “Do you guys still accept the old Blockbuster cards? I have some credit on there.”

Jessica wanted to bring the balance down a bit by giving Susan $23.58 on Blockbuster card and $4.38 on Baskin Robbins card.

Jessica was a level 7 register technician when she worked at the fastfood job. Now, she’s a registered freelance technician.

Susan said that Jessica couldn’t make payments of $25 per month. Susan also wouldn’t let Jessica borrow the money directly from her.

Jessica wanted to name the firewall “Snuggles.”

We were transferred to Adam in the billing department.

Jessica told Adam that Susan said it would be ok to take $23.58 off the total for the BlockBuster giftcard. But Adam said we couldn’t do that.

Jessica: “Is that a ‘yes’ on the Blockbuster card?”

Adam: “No.”

Jessica: “And what about the payments?”

He booped so that he could spend 30-40 minutes working on her computer. He said he’d call back for payment when he was done with the work.

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 43min 38sec

Christine called us back. Jessica said there was a power outage, so the computer wasn’t working right now. She told them to wait by the phone and she would call them back in about 10 or 40 minutes.

More Than One Red Flag…

Stream Timestamp [04:19:28]

Jessica Wilson vs Mike (Michael) Spencer -Amazon

Refund amount $499

AnyDesk was used. Reverse connection was declined.

Mike said there was a red flag on her Amazon account.

He booped when he saw the reverse connection request.

Total Time Wasted: 11min 21sec

Another Hacker…

Stream Timestamp [04:37:45]

John & Mike -CashApp

Refund amount $399

UltraViewer was used.

We don’t have a CashApp account. He said that someone was using our CashApp through our number.

He said he would remove the hacker first.

We were transferred to Mike, the senior supervisor on the floor.

He put us on hold and then booped.

Total Time Wasted: 16min 02sec