Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:13:47]

Jessica Wilson vs Ralph Spencer (Wreck It Ralph) & Alex Dodman (Alex Doorman) & Jason  — incoming call from someone who said we called them two days ago
Refund amount $399
Transfer amount $-1,399 and $2,399 and $23,399.99

Jessica doesn’t have the email anymore.

TeamViewer was used.
Both Jessica and Ralph like the rain.
He stopped responding. We booped. He called back.
Ralph is sexist and also has two distinct voices, which he claims are both him.
He put a password on her computer but gave her the password.
12345678 pin is 1234 But this was a lie.

Ralph: “We have lots of computers. I don’t need yours.”

Jessica was charged $1,399 instead of being refunded $399.

Jessica: “Is this your first day on the job?”

Likely attempted Zelle behind black screen.

Jessica: “It’s nuts how shady you are. What’s happening?”

Jessica: “How do you have a job?”

Ralph: “Keep it in your brain.”

Jessica: “Don’t use your brain, sir! Please! For god’s sake, don’t use your brain!”

We were transferred to manager, Alex Dodman.

Jessica: “Where was his brain? Did it fall out of his head? Is it on the floor? Is it attached by a small string that barely hangs outside his ear?”

Jessica: “Do not apologize for Ralph.”
Alex: “Yes, I am apologizing on his behalf.”
Jessica: “Don’t!”

Jessica: “Are you two sharing a brain?”

Alex tried to transfer $23,000 out of Jessica’s account without permission.

Jessica: “You guys suck at everything you do here!”

Jessica said that if he tried to control her computer at all anymore, she would shut the computer down.
Jessica: “Do you understand me?!”

Ralph locked Jessica’s computer and held it hostage, then emptied her bank accounts.

Jessica: “Just shut up. You have no leg to stand on. You’re useless. Get out of here. You’re fired.”

We were transferred to the accounts manager, Jason Badge ID #JJ12208.

Jason gave Jessica the pin for her computer… 0786 He said that he’s been monitoring the whole call.

Jessica gave Jason a valuable education on how to manage a company.

Jason: “We will put a committee against him. I’m sure he will end up losing his job.”

Jessica demanded an apology directly from Ralph. She said that she would write it and he needed to read it to her.

(say with a sadness in voice) I, Wreck it Ralph, solemnly apologize for sucking so royally at my job. When in the course of events, I realized that I had screwed up, I was an idiot and kept screwing up. Apologize for keeping your computer pin from you as I, Ralph, am the Squirrel Nugget. My name’s Ralph and I’m a bad guy. I’m nine feet tall, I weigh three hundred and fifty-three pounds. Got a little bit of a temper on me. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. I’m a wrecker. I wreck things professionally. I mean, I’m very good at what I do. Probably the best I know, but also kind of sorry I was born. I am like the mighty scamadoo bird, constantly making fart noises every time I walk. I apologize for using religion and being a hamster, apologize for gaslighting you multiple times. This is a 25% of apology, but I am sorry.

When Jessica started to protest him transferring money, he put the black screen up and wouldn’t give her control of her computer again.

He booped and then called back.

Chode Mode Activated: 2hr 15min 12sec

Jessica: “Don’t call me ‘sweetheart’.”

Jessica: “Words out mouth won’t sense at all brain broken mush.”

Jason: “You’re not letting me speak!”

Jason: “I don’t want to talk to you, ma’am!” Jason proceeded to have a meltdown and scream at us.

Jason: “The server cannot apologize to you.”

Jason: “Ma’am, you earned my respect but right now, I feel like disrespecting you the most possible way I can and end up eating all of your money, ma’am!” 

Jason: “You are turning me into a demon.”

Jessica: “I just want my controls. Can you disconnect the server? That’s all I want.”

Jason locked Jessica’s computer and refused to give her the password. When he asked her to login to her bank again, she was able to break the connection. He wanted her to restart the computer so that he could reconnect but she wouldn’t.

Ralph called back and threatened Jessica and her father.

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
I told her to turn on the computer. Should I have her go for AnyDesk?
Here. Talk to her.
Say, no, it didn’t arrive yet. Maybe in process?
I told you to write it regularly, without the decimal.
Amount changing. Wait.
It was TeamViewer til now. You would have done the job later.
It’s a business account? Nah, try direct transfer.
This is the account we transfer to. Right?
Take it slowly. Be a bit flirty or emotional.
Is the customer done?
Bro, hurry up.
She is able to understand something is wrong. Try to scare her so she will forget about this suspicion.
OK. Take us on the customer and we will help you scam.
Try doing zero balance. She will listen to you in a moment.
Let her go but she has money. Don’t leave her.
From where should I bring 1,399 calculation figure?
Do it fast, before she shuts it down.
Sohail (name of scammer), what PIN did you put on her PC? She is on the login screen.
She has 46K dude. It’s a big shot. Get it, whatever you need to do.
Tell her to turn on the computer. It will be opened.
How will we lock the computer? Oh, it’s already locked.

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 54min 24sec

Stream Timestamp [03:40:12]
Jessica Smith vs Shawn Ray (Sun Ray / Ray Sunshine) XR117876 & Dave -McAfee
Invoice #16932713

Jessica: “I don’t know if anybody’s ever gathered my, it’s on the mantle. I have the plaque that sits above the mantle. It’s in line of sight of a window just over by yonder. Somebody could have saw the password and typed it in.”

The call with Shawn was disconnected.
Dave, the supervisor, called us.
Shawn called back. We booped Dave and answered Shawn.
Dave called back. We booped Shawn and answered Dave.

Shawn typed, “Hang up their call. They are fraud,” on notepad.

Dave said to turn off the computer and block Shawn.

They both accused her of being a YouTuber and booped.

We called Shawn back. He started to engage but then we were maybe talking to someone else. He again called her a YouTuber.

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
Customer is directly talking. You got a call.
Just a min
Hey, why are you ducking with us? Just satisfy with this customer.
Cut the access to her computer.
Remove the access. It’s a bloody YouTuber.
She’s telling me she got confused.
She called. I guess she is genuine.
Go ahead.

Total Time Wasted: 27min 47sec

Stream Timestamp [04:19:50]
Jessica Wilson vs Unidentified Scammer -EBay
Refund amount $397.99
She doesn’t have an EBay account.
jzrzexfheixipe@gmail.com (first attempt at email address)
jxirexaesfviribigcie (beginning of second attempt at email address)
gxiweimtjxirrexabsfviribigc (beginning of third attempt at email address)

Jessica: “I was correcting where you were wrong.”

He said her email came from an alien world. He told Jessica that she needed to get an EBay card first.

Unidentified Scammer: “Don’t try to be smart enough. We know who you are.”

Total Time Wasted: 8min 30sec