Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:19:42]

Shannon vs Shane William
Refund amount $399
Scammer was super sus. He booped.

Stream Timestamp [00:29:13]
Jessica Smith vs Robin & Jack Harris (Jack Hairless) -Norton
AnyDesk was used.
Refund amount $399.99; then $499
Transfer amount $50,000
We were transferred to refund officer, Jack Harris.
Jessica is a dog-groomer, makes about $30,000 in a day.
Jack has two cats, TeeDee and SnowWhite and lives in Share-a-soda, Florida.

Jessica: “Tom Brady dropped his dog off once.”

Jessica wanted to ask her bank to do the “flip and reverse sendback.”

Jack said he has hair like Zayn Malik even though Jessica thought he sounded like someone who is bald, who she has met before. But she can’t quite remember who he is.

Jessica: “I’ll verify it with my verifying eyes. How ‘bout that?”

Jessica had met someone at a party (who jumped on the table and kicked the flowers off) who sounds just like Jack’s voice.

Jessica: “Were you the guy that came to my son’s bar mitzvah and knocked over the trashcan? Are you sure? You sound so familiar!”

Jessica: “Are you sure you’re not the guy who got the 7 wieners at the Circle K?”

Jessica: “I could have sworn I met you somewhere. I gave you some money for the bus?”
Jack: “No. Never.”

Jessica: “I swear I’ve met you before. We’ve run into each other before. Do you SWEAR you’re not bald?”

Jessica: “Were you the person chasing the pigeons at the bus station?”

Attempted online wire transfer but it didn’t work. Jack told Jessica to go to her bank to do a wire transfer.

Jack is single. (All of chat are shocked by this news.)

Recipient is Jordan Biceps, Jack Bailey, Jonathan Bailey… something like that.

Jessica offered to deliver the cash or check to Jack because she would like to visit Florida.

Jack said that it would be money laundering if she brought a check to him but she called him out on that with his bank in Thailand, etc.

We booped in his face to answer a persistent incoming call.

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
What are we working with here? Ok, increase the amount.
Follow up and ask if everything is OK.
Dude, at least call and followup, man.
Which account are you giving?
Bangkok.
I’m wasting so much time behind her.

Stream Timestamp [02:10:12]
Jessica Wilson vs Shane William CONT from earlier today
AnyDesk was used.

Shane accused Jessica of being a hacker.
She asked him about the holiday that was happening today but he didn’t want to tell her about Diwali.
Total Time Wasted: 17min 32sec

Stream Timestamp [02:47:01]
James – McAfee
Refund amount $395
He bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 1min 36sec

Stream Timestamp [02:52:44]
Publisher’s Clearing House
“The House Where Dreams Come True!”
There was a recorded greeting, then another greeting, then a recording that said that the voicemailbox was full.

Stream Timestamp [03:02:31]
Furby (Fergie?) – Medicare but we thought we were calling Norton

She bailed and booped.
Total Time Wasted: 2min 06sec

Stream Timestamp [03:16:43]
Margaret Rosebud vs Johns Micheal (Chump / Chance Michael / John Michaels) & Eric & Kevin – Norton
Refund amount $499
Anydesk was used.

When he asked Margaret to read out the URL, he said…
Johns: “What is meaning of word dat?”

He put us on foreverhold or he was too wasted. Either way, we booped.

We called back and asked for John Michaels because “the call was disconnected.” Eric answered.

We were transferred to Kevin from John, even though we were on the phone with Eric.

Password is now nibbles123, just like Margaret’s email.

Chode Mode Activated: 25min 03sec

Margaret: “What is this BBB?”
Kevin: “Better Business Bureau. This form was designed by the Better Business Bureau.”

Kevin had Margaret fill out both a cancellation form and a refund form.

He bailed and booped when he saw the bank account.

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
Here. She’s saying she got disconnected.
Ugh, you motherducker! Stop it!
Eh, I’ll duck your mom.
You dummy! (said this twice)

Total Time Wasted: 37min 47sec

Stream Timestamp [03:59:12]
Margaret Rosebud vs Jenny – McAfee
Refund amount $399.99

Margaret: “I would like to cancel this, you mouthbreather.”

Jenny had congested sinuses and was breathing out of her mouth and we could hear every bit of it.

She bailed and booped after we logged into the bank account.
Total Time Wasted: 9min 25sec

Stream Timestamp [04:19:23]
Margaret vs Jack Hairless CONT from earlier
David from the anti-fraud department called us.

David: “Did they ask you for the money?”

We said we were talking to Jack Hairless.

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 43min 05sec

Stream Timestamp [04:36:23]
Jessica T Wilson vs Jack Wilson – Norton
Refund amount $149.99; $399.99
AnyDesk was used.

Several people were talking on the phone at the same time. We stopped responding. They booped. They called back.

Jack: “You’ll get to see everything in front of your naked eyes.”

Jack: “All the information is necessary.”

Jack: “The robotic server is watching everything.”

We booped because they were insisting on getting all the information on the form. Jessica completed the form as much as she was willing to. She started to shut down her computer and they made the screen all black. When they didn’t call back, she cut the connection.

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
Keep it down. I’m speaking to a customer.
You listening, bro?
Shut up and listen.
Yeah, I’m listening, man.
Tell her to download AnyDesk.
Yo Bro, You’re listening. Right? Talk to her. Tell her to open AnyDesk.
What happened? What did we do?
You are ducking around. I’m trying to teach you the job. Call her back quickly!
I’m teaching you how to scam. Telling you to ask her to download AnyDesk and you screwed it up.
Let’s call her back. Hurry.
Come on. Talk to her.
Look at how he’s doing it and learn.
See, he’s trying to get her ID.
Where are you going, ducker?
Dude, let’s not end this call. We just got access.

Total Time Wasted: 20min 48sec