Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:24:41]

Daisy Maxwell (Daisy Macro / Daisy Mackerel)– Microsoft
Quick Assist was used.
It took too long to get connected. Daisy booped.
Total Time Wasted: 6min 58sec

Stream Timestamp [00:35:37]
Jessica Wilson vs Alan & Ethan & Nathan & Michael & Ryan Wilson – GeekSquad
Refund amount $399.99 for 3-year subscription; $400
Transfer amount $40,000

Jessica: “Do you know what your name is? I was just asking.”

Jessica: “You don’t have to be so rude, but you are. I’m just calling you out for your bullshit.”

Jessica: “I will let you know when I’m done. So sick of your attitude.”

Jessica: “Will you let me talk, boy?”

We were transferred to Ethan, who took forever to tell us his employee ID number, then he booped to transfer us to someone else.

Ethan called back to tell Jessica to turn on her computer, which was on. He thought it was off though. He booped again for a manager to call us.

Nathan called us back.

Jessica: “OK. Work hard, Buttmunch. Let’s get this money together.”

Nathan wanted to be a proper computer/software engineer but he wasn’t that good enough to crack it, so he decided to be an accountant.
Nathan tried to tell Jessica that computer language is all 1s and 0s, but she saw a B on her computer, so he’s wrong.

Jessica: “The backend of the computer is just a bunch of cables. You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Nathan doesn’t wear an aluminum foil hat and doesn’t believe in aliens but he does believe in computers full of ones and zeros.

Jessica: “When I look you up in the dictionary, it says, ‘Nathan, also known as a bahnahnah’.”

Jessica: “Nathan! You dill weed!”

Jessica: “A nanner, right next to the nananners.”

Jessica: “In the last hour and 15 minutes that I have been talking to you, you have been nothing but a baked potato. You are a lightbulb without any light, a tool shed with nothing sharp in it. You are an idiot.”

Nathan: “We are coming to the point.”
Jessica: “The point is that you’re stupid.”

Nathan: “Again you are talking. So, keep shut for a while.”
Jessica: “You keep shut for a while.”

F7 strikes again! And again!!

Jessica: “What kind of clown show is this? You’re gonna charge me money for your mistake??”

Jessica: “Who sent me the damn money?!”

Chode Mode Activated: 1hr 43min 02sec

Jessica: “What’s the solution here, Michael?”
Michael: “Give me a moment.”

Jessica: “How many dead bananas do we need in this call?”

Michael: “Madam,” deep sigh, “you are not cooperating with the company.”

Jessica: “You dill weed, listen here. That’s just not how banks work. That’s like a fraud thing.”

Jessica [overtalking]: “I don’t want your money! I don’t want your money! I don’t want your money! I don’t want your money!”

Michael: “You are next to impossible. I’m not going to talk to you.”

Michael said that he needed to go get a glass of water. He transferred us to Ryan.

Jessica: “You ever get a boot in the backend? Not pleasant stuff. You won’t be able to wipe for months.”

Jessica: “You act like I just take a stroll to my bank to bathe in all my money there or something.”

Ryan asked Jessica to go to the bank to withdraw money.

Ryan: “Press the car horn.”
Jessica: “Press it on your ass.”

Jessica booped when he insisted that he needed proof that she was in her car.

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:
Black everything out.
First, let’s make it verified from her account.
Have to get her to login to the bank and verify the transfer.
Get the information to be transferred.
She’s not listening.
Which call is it?
You made the mistake?
Did you take the customer money?
What is taking so much time.
Why are you telling it to her?
Tell her to pick up the call.
Should we zero her account?
Do zero balance.

Text to Ryan after booping: “Don’t duckin’ call me again.”

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 26min 07sec

Rinoa made it clear that racism will not be tolerated in this community. Yes, we all detest what these scammers do, but that is not an excuse for racist behavior. Don’t go there.

Stream Timestamp [03:37:43]
Bob vs Daniel – PayPal
Total Time Wasted: 36sec

Stream Timestamp [03:42:31]
Jessica vs John – Norton
Refund amount $300
UltraViewer and AnyDesk were used.

John was almost done with work but decided to answer our call before ending the day.

John: “Customer service is my primary goal.”

John has no pets, no children, but does have a wife. He’s working on his career and might have children in two years.

John wanted to know why Jessica was using a VOIP number.

Jessica: “Why do you do what you do?”
John: “What does that make any sense here?”

John booped after thanking us for wasting his time.
Total Time Wasted: 16min 58sec

Stream Timestamp [04:01:29]
Jessica Wilson vs Harry Burt (Hairy Butt / Harry Bert) & Michael – GeekSquad
Refund amount $399
Transfer amount $55,000
TeamViewer was used.

Jessica: “Perfect! You’ve got it, Hairy Butt.”

Hairy Butt has roosters and wouldn’t tell us if he shaves.

We were transferred to Michael.

Jessica: “Read it fast. We’re gonna make Sonic The Hedgehog jealous right now.”

Michael: “You are not a tech-savvy person, I believe.”

Michael told us that she was going to get a refund of $55 first.

Jessica: “It doesn’t work.”
Michael: “Why? You took the keyboard wire off?”

F7 strikes again!

Michael: “You are very greedy. That’s why you made the big mistake.”

Michael emptied Jessica’s bank accounts.

Michael: “He’s a junior to me.”
Jessica: “He should be above you because you suck.”

He said that she would lose all her money at the end of the day because the $55,000 was on hold. He blew his whole scam so that he could prove that Jessica’s balance started at $58,000. And then couldn’t convince her to give him money back.

Total Time Wasted: 55min 58sec