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Jessica Wilson vs Zachary (Zack) – YouTube support

He booped when she asked for his last name.

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5min 09sec

 

 

Jessica Wilson vs Kevin (Ranjit / Bank Teller Alan) and Mark Wilson & Jerry Anderson – Geek Squad

AnyDesk was used.

Chase Bank BigBear3 Ckg $5,763.25 Sv $19,562.35

Refund amount $399.99

Transfer amount $13,399.99

 

Kevin said that something wasn’t right and that her email address was not captured.

Kevin was born in India and worked in Quebec, Canada before moving to Texas. He has a plan to go back to India eventually.

Ranjit is his real name but he goes by Kevin so that customers can pronounce his name more easily.

The cancelation form was only 3 questions long, which caught Jessica by surprise. But then she had to fill out a refund form.

 

Transferred to Mark Wilson.

 

Mark pulled up the DOS prompt, typing in that it’s the banking portal. He said not to make a mistake or hit on enter! The directory was loading, so she couldn’t type the refund as long as the directory is scrolling. He kept telling her to type the number, apparently unaware that the directory was still scrolling.

 

The screen went black. Then the “security scan” (aka directory scroll) started again.

 

The refund amount was listed as $13,399.99. Mark acted shocked. Jessica went back to the Chase bank screen, where the $13k appeared. Mark pretended to have a conversation with Kevin but we only hear Mark, of course! Fun improv on his part. Mark said she made the mistake.

 

Mark asked her to log out of the bank, then brought up Notepad. He typed what happened: refund amount $399.99, extra amount $13,000. He offered to pay $100 of it out of his pocket. Jessica graciously declined. Mark said Kevin was “our manager” and was the person who would tell her how to reimburse the money. Mark said that Jessica is the god who will save him “from being in the very problem!”

 

We were transferred to Kevin. He was really angry at Mark. We heard a lengthy, simplified explanation of how the mistake occurred. Kevin said the refunded amount was 13,999, but it was actually 13,399! Kevin added an extra $600, saying she must repay $13,600 now. Mark wanted repayment by wire transfer. Jessica engaged him in small talk, mostly about food. Kevin said he hoped to be friends with her on social media, then they talk about the $15 billion spent on Meta virtual reality.

 

 

 

 

On Notepad:

REFUND AMOUNT: 399.99

13,399

13,600

 

 

Kevin asked Jessica if she had a printer, but she doesn’t have a carrier pigeon anymore.  However, Jessica *does* have a spaghetti cat.

 

Jessica once fused together 37 frozen eggs.

 

Kevin wanted Jessica to write down the “informations” that he typed on Notebook. It was account info for the wire transfer. He asked her how far the bank was from her home. He told her she needed go there and do the transfer. It was an international transfer. Kevin explained wire transfers. Jessica made it confusing by using food metaphors. An analogy including apples became confusing when bananas became involved.

 

Kevin gave Jessica instructions on how to lie, saying it was personal and sent to a relative. Kevin tried to explain this with the food metaphors too. The transfer was to Thailand.    

 

 

On Notepad:

WIRE TRANSFER INTERNATION TRANSFER

 

1. PERSONAL TRANSFER: BANK SERVICE FEE $35
2. BUSINESS TRANSFER: BANK SERVICE FEE $400

 

REASON: I AM SENDING THIS MONEY (APPLES) TO A FRIEND/AQUAINTANCE/DAUGHTER-IN-LAW

 

 

Jessica: “I need to send apples from the strawberry because it’s driving me bananas.”

 

Personal transfer is strawberries. Money is apples.

 

Jessica roleplayed with “Bank Teller Alan” to practice the conversation she will have at the bank.

 

Jessica to “Bank Teller Alan”: “Your eyes work well on your face.”

 

Jessica has done some backpacking out to the trees in her yard.

 

Ranjit: “I want to say a phrase like, ‘You go, girl!’”

 

We were transferred to Jerry for the trip to the bank. Jerry was distracted, watching the soccer (football) match where the athletes were doing the sportsing.

 

Jessica: “How’s the wife and kids and 401K?”

 

Jerry read our apology letter after some convincing. Jessica asked him a question and he didn’t answer. He was likely too afraid to answer for fear of her response.

 

We were transferred to Ranjit. Jessica told him that Jerry was being extremely rude by watching the game instead of helping her. In the bank, the teller had told her that there was no extra money in her account. Jessica returned home.

 

He told us to go to Best Buy to get a gift card, either Target, Sephora, or American Express, $3,250 on each card but not a random card. So, maybe $4,333 on each card.

 

Ranjit: “Jerry is an idiot, to be honest.”

 

He scrapped the giftcard idea because it was getting too confusing.

 

Kevin said the work was going on. Jessica logged into her bank and saw that the money had just been transferred from savings to checking and that the extra money wasn’t in the account anymore.  Jessica blasted him about the bank account not being perfectly fine, though Kevin insisted that it was. Then, they kept turning her screen black and freezing her mouse, causing her to be suspicious and shut down her computer.

 

They booped but were still on the computer, editing the HTML. We called back and Mark answered. Kevin didn’t want to talk to Jessica because she wasn’t listening and kept talking.

 

 

Jessica: “You’re an idiot.”

Mark: “Thank you so much.”

 

 

Jessica: “Listen to me, Shrimpbrain. What’s number two? Tell me, flounder-face.”

 

Mark wanted her to go to 7 Targets for 26 cards. Jessica argued with him. Mark listed on Notepad the stores he wanted her to go to, and the amounts to buy at each one, including “Wallmart” and “Doller General.”  Jessica repeated that the money was gone from her account, but Mark insisted it was still there.

 

Mark couldn’t explain where the money went other than, “It is hidden.” When Jessica wouldn’t get right into the car without a better explanation about the money, he booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 4hr 11min 01sec