Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:18:11]

Jessica Wilson vs Trevor CONT from Kevin (Ranjit / Bank Teller Alan) and Mark Wilson & Jerry Anderson – Geek Squad

Timer Started at: 4hr 43min 39sec

Trevor started the scam all over again.

Refund amount $499

AnyDesk was used.

 

Jessica: “I wasn’t reading 9 or 12 digits. I was reading the numbers and you got them wrong.”

 

Trevor was apparently watching the World Cup on TV while scamming.

 

He could see that we had called that center before.  Trevor said that he would investigate.

 

Jessica: “I don’t want to sit on the line forever, you dumbass.”

 

Jessica can’t login to her email today. She can’t remember the password or the recovery info.

 

He told her to check her bank statement to see if she got the refund.

 

Jessica: “Did your brain ever fall out of your head?”

 

Trevor: “It depends on the server how much it will take the time.”

 

 

Jessica: “Can you add more RAM into that brain of yours?”

Trevor: “No.”

Jessica: “Not possible? We’re at max capacity, here.”

 

 

Jessica: “Do you like a good, solid air biscuit pressed against your face?”

 

 

Jessica: “Pretend that all the money in the world flies right up your bum. What would you do with it?”

Trevor: “Go to Dubai and country called Sri Lanka and Switzerland.”

 

 

Trevor edited the HTML right in front of us.

 

Trevor is 28 years old without a girlfriend or a wife.

 

He transferred our call to Mark.

 

He pretended that nothing bad happened yesterday and continued with the scam. He decided to have her send money to a Chase account. She agreed to do that if he didn’t cause any trouble.

 

He walked her through transferring via Zelle to a Chase Global Transfer. He said to choose the US or Hong Kong. He went to talk to the accountant team for the account details. Jessica didn’t want to send money to Hong Kong.

 

Mark likes cricket. His team won the game the other day.

 

He insisted on using a Hong Kong account because a US account wouldn’t be available until tomorrow.

 

Mark said that Ranjit would call us tomorrow.

 

 

Jessica: “I’d rather talk to him than you. You’re a dum dum.”

Mark: “Yeah, I am a dum dum and an idiot.”

 

 

Total Time Wasted: 5hr 37min 41sec

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [01:20:08]

Geek Squad

Refund amount $599

 

He bailed and booped. Our email address probably wasn’t in his database.

Total Time Wasted: 2min 14sec

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [01:37:13]

Jessica Wilson vs PayPal

 

Total Time Wasted: 2min 31sec

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [01:40:21]

Kim Wilson (Sherry voice) vs David Miller (Scooter) – Amazon

UltraViewer was used.
Kim has children who need to call, not text. Jessica is one of the children.

 

Kim: “You had that CyberCrime Monday or something but I didn’t buy no Apple watch.”

 

Kim: “I need the big screen! You know what I mean?”

 

Kim: “We’re hitting the frog team now? OK.”

 

David thought that Kim must be drunk.

 

David said that her computer is being accessed from Ohio.

 

Kim: “What am I looking for here, Dingbat?”

Kim: “Do you like seals?”

Kim and David discussed seal cats but not walruses.

 

David asked to verify her identity by camera. Creeper.

 

David: “You are lucky because you only got one charge yet.

 

Kim: “Is this thing on?”

 

David started a “dummy transfer.” Kim had trouble with the Zelle transfer. The scammer became angry and started saying bad words and not nice things.

 

We booped. He wrote a message on notepad that said, “Fork you, Duck!” We disconnected him from the computer.  

 

Total Time Wasted: 57min 07sec

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:53:31]

Jessica Wilson vs Victor & Harry – PayPal (BitCoin)

Cryptocurrency purchase

TeamViewer was used.

 

Jessica’s government-issued library license got lost.

 

Jessica would act like she was writing the screenplay for her movie but she was just looking at Facebook and drinking coffee at the library.

 

Jessica has a friend in Texas but he probably isn’t the hacker.

 

This might have had something to do with a raw soup situation but Victor didn’t think so.

 

Victor wants to have his own computer repair shop in the future. Jessica thought he should follow that dream… or maybe fridge magnets.

 

Jessica was considering a service called Fresh Air to serve people a plate so people can imagine the best food they could ask for. Victor asked her to focus on the scam, please. But he thought it was a good idea.

 

We were transferred to Harry in the financial team.

 

Jessica asked Harry her opinion on starting a all-natural, vegan, raw soup restaurant, basically warm water. He thought it was a good idea.

 

Harry asked her for details about the lights on her router while he looked through her bank. She called him out on it. He started snooping through her computer but she called him out on that, too.

 

Jessica: “Excuse me, you can at least knock and ask.”

 

Jessica shut down her computer, so Harry said that he could try using her phone.

 

 

Jessica: “You’re a complete asshole. “

Harry: “OK. What do you do for work? Or are you retired?”

 

 

Jessica: “Three-to-four-month-old deodorant?”

 

We booped. He called back but we didn’t answer.

 

Rinoa: “He can absolutely suck on a boulder.”

 

Total Time Wasted: 37min 27sec