Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

We called the guys from yesterday. Timer started at 6hr 23min 40sec.

 

Richard answered our call.

 

Jessica was very concerned about the state of Jason’s gas. The call was juggled between several scammers throughout the call. First, they were hung up on whether or not she should have been able to stop the parcel from being shipped.

 

Then, they said that they would be able cancel it online. For more than a half an hour, they focused on trying to connect to her computer but it was a very challenging process today. The internet didn’t work at one point. Then AnyDesk wasn’t working and they were trying to get her to use TeamViewer instead.

 

We were transferred to Senior Supervisor, Kevin Smith. He tried to tell Jessica how much she screwed everything up but Jessica turned it around on him, making sure that he knew that this whole process was their idea and that it wasn’t her fault if some things went wrong.

 

He had her download Supremo. Kevin started to create an account for Jessica on USPS.com. But she had to explain to him (many times) that they won’t return her package to her because she didn’t put a return address on the parcel. Jason started to say that he would send the money back to her bank account, which she didn’t want him to do. So, she wouldn’t log back into her bank. Kevin tried to convince her to open her bank account again. They were likely going to try to find a way to steal whatever money was left in her account.

 

Jason asked if he could call back in an hour. Jessica said yes. They booped.

 

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:

Yeah, she is asking nonsense.

Talk with him.

What is she saying?

talk with her

she is using some ting goole

do ask her about money

Tell her to check.

What is she saying?

Tell her to inquire about it.

She will make us draw again.

Deviate her.

Talk to her.

She is mad.

What should we do?

Anyway, we need to ask her.

Because she didn’t do it right the first time.

Bro, how should we do it.

Bro, we are talking with her. She sent it yesterday.

She is irritating.

Working on it.

She is ducking with us.                    

She is such a birch.

I got access.

Tell me what to do next.

I am getting call back from a lot.

How will it cancel, bro?

What to do now?

Tell her to make a transfer though.

She is just not listening. What is it?

WTF? Is she deaf or something?

No, she is not doing it.

She is not agreeing.

How to deal with her?

Ask her address.

Get the address. Is it in the US?

 

Total Time Wasted: 7hr 57min 07sec

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:24:51]

Jessica vs Norton

He wanted to know if the email she received was from a corn website.

She didn’t understand why he would think it was related to corn.

He claimed to run a mail escort service. So, she said that she didn’t need any help from him.

 

She is having fun with us.

Birch.

 

Total Time Wasted: 3min 12sec

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:31:52]

Jessica Wilson vs Alan Parker (Alan Oversmart) & Mark – Norton

Refund Amount $361.45

Transfer Amount $3,999

AnyDesk was used.

 

Jessica: “Put the chair on the phone. I can’t talk to you. You are below-dumb.”

 

Alan escalated the scam with no finesse and not a lick of skill. He even edited the HTML right in front of Jessica!

 

Jessica became irate about how stupid he is and what a spork he is for messing everything up and such a parasite for taking all the money from her account.

 

Jessica: “I want my money, but stop acting like a stupid parasite.”

 

Alan told Jessica to go to the closest store to buy Target giftcards.

 

Jessica: “Can I speak to anyone with a brain?”

Alan: “There is no one.”

 

Jessica: “You took all my money and only gave back $4,000. You owe me money. You need to get the Target cards for me, not the other way around.”

 

We were transferred to Mark, who sounded exactly like Alan.

 

Jessica: “Mark, what kind of idiots do you employ there?”

 

Jessica: “Are you guys just as dumb? Are you the same litter of puppies?”

 

He messed up his scam by allowing Jessica to see that the $4,000 was just a transfer from her savings account.

 

They were arguing about whether she still owed money when his calling card ran out of minutes.

 

Total Time Wasted: 59min 59sec

 

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [03:53:21]

 

We called the guys from the last two days back. Richard answered. He told Jessica that the parcel can’t be delivered to the address because she used USPS and there is only a UPS store there and they can’t take a parcel from USPS.

 

Jessica: “I sent the box but as an anonymous bean.”

 

Richard’s favorite animal is lions.

 

We were transferred back to Jason when Richard didn’t know anything about the Lion King. Jessica explained to Jason that Andrew was complaining about his flatulence in the office.

 

Jason: “Ok. I fart a lot.”

 

Jason: “One day, I walked to the forest and I farted so loud even the tigers ran off.”

 

Jason wants to meet Meg Ryan.

 

He also loves Friends. Jessica played the guitar.

Jessica: “Sing for me, damnit!”

Jason sang Smelly Cat.

 

We were transferred back to Richard when Jessica again refused to provide her address again. She explained that the only evidence that she’s the sender of the parcel is the receipt, which she either lost or threw away.

 

Jessica: “I’m not blaming you but this is your mistake.”

 

Jessica: “Stinky Butt, I sent it to you.”

 

Jessica: “You bloody pigeon, this is your mistake!”

 

We booped in Richard’s face after saying we needed to go get some food because the storm is coming and we would call him in a few hours.

 

 

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:

She is kidding.

Asking about movie Lion King.

What should I say?

Tell me about it so I can say it.

Tell her to do the work.

She is not giving an address. What do I do?

Keep talking. Eventually, she will listen.

Open all of it.

Connect it.

She is making fun of us.

What should we do?

How can he get info from her?

No, she is not telling anything.

What to do now?

Keep talking with her.

We are figuring out how to cancel it.

She is hard to get into.

Not listing a request.

Hey bro, save me or she will make me sing.

What should I say?

What should I do?

Handle her.

How should we deal with her?

She’s such a …

Did she listen to you?

She’s not listening.

I am losing it.

She is wasting your time and eating your brain. Let me fix her.

Nor is she giving bank or address.

I think she is kidding.

She is just messing with you. I am telling you.

No, her PC is off.

I made her turn it on.

It’s in process.

This time, I will hijack it.

 

Total Time Wasted: 9hr 23min 09sec