Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:13:31]

Laura Redfield vs Mike Thomas & Steve – PayPal

Laura would like to cancel the order and get her “informations uncompromised,” preferably taken down a level in an elevator.

Refund Amount $289.98

Transfer Amount $28,998

Zoho, ScreenConnect, and TeamViewer were used.

 

Laura: “If you think of a bus seat, you have Peter, 2 Edwards who just happen to be sitting next to each other, next to a Kevin.”

 

We were transferred to Accounts Manager, Steve. He understands that.

 

He got mad when she wouldn’t log into her bank again. She tried to pull up an updating screen, but he saw that it was a prank.

 

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:

There’s something on her screen.

Hold on. Give me a second.

I’ll call her in 5 minutes. Tell her to pick up.

Is that person ready?

WTF is taking forever?

Click on download, dude.

1. Let me take this.
   I can’t install it.

Let’s do this.

 

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 17min 01sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [01:38:51]

Margaret Rosebud vs Marcelo

Refund Amount $419
He booped immediately. We called him back.

We were instantly put on hold, then booped.

We called again.

Margaret Rosebud vs Sophie & Aaron Jacobs (Aaron James) – McAfee

 

Sophie said that the email Margaret received was a bogus email… but she seemed to like the geese walking around the screen.

 

Margaret: “So, we have invasive duckware?”

 

Margaret: “I can lose my wifi and my toothbrush, but not my medieval catapult. How will I defend my castle?”

 

Margaret: “I don’t think there’s anything wrong if I want to dress up like a wizard…”

 

Margaret: “It’s driving me quackers.”

 

Rinoa: “It’s time to double our ducks.”

 

Sophie killed all our ducks. Chat was devastated.

 

Sophie: “I keep losting the connection.”

 

Margaret: “I hope there aren’t any ducks on my catapult.”

Sophie: “Not the ducks. The Trojan.”

 

ON NOTEPAD:

Level 3 White Hat Network Technicians

Govt. Authorised Panels

86.96% infected Critical

2 Technicians – Sam Williams and Aaron Jacobs

12 Tools

19 Softwares

60-90 minutes

 

-Remove Tinba Trojan  malware infection

-Unknown access will be deleted

-Terminate Junk Websites

-Deep clean computer device

-Renew root certificate (marc)

-Network security (recommendation)

-Auth. Documents

(Receipt, Documentation, Customer ID, Toll free number)

 

Actual Cost : $859.77

Referred Cost : $319.99

 

Identity theft preventer – Network Security + 24×7 support

1 year: $249.99

3 year: $319.99

5 year: $389.99

7 year: $529.99

10 year: $699.99

 

 

Margaret was insulted by being offered a huge discount, suggesting that she couldn’t afford the expensive plan. “Granny’s got deep pockets, if you know what I mean.”

 

Margaret asked for the contract so she’d have the proper duckumentation prior to paying the fees totaling $1,019.

 

We were transferred to Aaron Jacobs.

 

Margaret: “All ducks shall be removed. All devices shall be covered. All future devices shall be covered.”

 

Margaret: “There’s nothing here that says anything about the ducks.”

 

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:

Hey, look at her screen. It’s hilarious.

 

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 03min 40min