Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

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Timer started at 2hr 39min 07sec

 

We called the Walmart guys from yesterday. David Morgan answered.

 

Rinoa accidentally reset the VM, which messed up the plan on how to troll these scammers today.

 

He said that he would call back in 5 minutes. Laura said she wanted her password back in 5 minutes. David said that wouldn’t happen until they had their money back. He booped in our face.

 

He called back.

 

Laura: “I said, ‘Can I have access to my computer, you stupid dingus?’”

 

Laura: “I think you’re a boiled wiener cockroach. Yeah.”

 

David told us that Walmart is a bigger business than Best Buy. David said that he was gonna take action if she didn’t say she was going to the bank right away.

 

Laura: “You wanna take me down? Send an army!”

 

David said that he shut down all of Laura’s credit and debit cards, froze her bank account, and was going to freeze her social security number. He said that he would see her at the courthouse tomorrow. She told him to do it. He booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 3hr 20min 12sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [01:31:14]

Laura Redfield vs Kevin – PayPal

$2,500 order was placed from New Mexico

 

Kevin had great difficulty getting connected to Laura’s phone.

 

We were transferred to someone who seemed to think that we were wasting his time for some reason. He bailed and booped.

 

We called them back. Adam answered.

 

He bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 19min 21sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:01:32]

Laura Redfield vs Pete (Stinky Pete) – Geek Squad

 

He booped while we were trying to connect to his computer.

 

Total Time Wasted: 5min 28sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:12:24]

Government health insurance scam

94118

68 years old

Scam is for insurance for people under 65 years of age. She bailed and booped.

 

We called back.

 

Nicky answered.

She said that we didn’t qualify because we live in California.

 

She bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 3min 51sec

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:38:20]

Horse sale scam

He said he would send photos and booped.

 

We called back. Pretty sure we woke him up. He bailed and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 1min 46sec

 

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:52:01]

Laura Redfield vs Aliena Michaelson (Alena Michaelson) & Alex Rider – Network Security Team (The Microsoft)

People from Texas, Russia, Ohio, & Delaware have accessed Laura’s information.

 

We learned about the “Mother of all Breaches!” Aliena said that we can’t send her a photo of our dog because she’s on a recorded line.

 

They booped while we were filling out the form.

 

We called back. Alex Rider answered.

 

Laura had Alex search totally made up “giga sriracha blaster router” to show the protection she had on her computer but it landed on gaming routers. All of chat was amazed that this search actually had appropriate results.

 

Alex: “You can transfer to your family member.”

Laura: “How many generations does that cover?”

 

For 1 year of basic service, the cost is $1,850. The premium plan is $7,500.

Basic 3-year plan for 5 devices is $999.99.

 

Alex couldn’t offer a plan that Laura could afford, so he bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 51min 43sec