Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:24:04]

Laura Redfield vs Michael Taylor (Michael Killer) CONT — Timer started at 2hr 09min 27sec

Michael said that the criminals have been caught but none of them are named Frank Wiener (The head of the criminal marshmallow operation). He asked her to reconnect with TeamViewer.

Michael: “First, we need to get these people busted.”

Michael found a second attempted transfer for $64,500.

Michael: “Your not a single dollar is going to be anywhere.” He transferred most of the money from Laura’s savings account to her checking account.

Laura: “But the $647 is at risk!” Laura was very concerned that the $647 would be lonely and cold without the other money that had been in the account with it. After trying to explain why the money could be left behind too many times, he decided to just transfer $620.86 to make her happy.

Rinoa loaded the fake update screen that progresses *very* slowly. Michael said that he would contact Chase Bank for her and someone from Chase would call her back in 15 minutes. He booped.

We called Michael back because the update was over and to ask why Chase would be calling. He didn’t answer any questions, just said he’d call back. He booped again.

Michael called back after he heard from Chase. Chase said that there are no other transactions pending.

Laura: “Was it Frank Wiener?”

Michael: “Ma’am, forget about Frank Cleaner!”

Michael is incapable of talking to Laura and working at the same time, so he insisted that she not talk to him. Laura agreed to be quiet, then kept asking questions.

Laura: “Do you ever randomly grab a block of cheese and just chuck it outside?”

He stopped responding to Laura while he was trying to transfer some money out of her account, so she booped him. He called right back. He assured her that the activity she was seeing on the computer was him, not the other scammers.

Laura: “Was that Sanju on the phone?”

Michael: “No.”

Laura: “How is Sanju doing?”

In addition to wedding planning, Laura now also plans divorce parties. Michael has a wife and an 11-year-old son. He also has a dog named Oscar.

Laura was upset that Michael disrespected his wife. Michael was unable to get the bank transfer to work and couldn’t make it happen. He bailed and booped.

He called back later in the stream. Laura said that the criminals were from the Wiener Clan. He told Laura that she will have to go to the bank tomorrow. She asked again for the helicopter and motorbikes. He booped, saying he’d call her tomorrow.

MelonBuddy Translations Throughout the Call:

Do the login.

I will do it.

I am doing it.

What should I tell her?

How did she know?

Distract her in talking.                

Tell her to login.

Total Time Wasted: 4hr 05min 33sec

Stream Timestamp [02:32:17]

Laura Redfield vs Brad & Stanley – GeekSquad

Refund Amount $417

Brad started to follow the script but that included blacking out Laura’s screen. Laura objected to the black screen.

Laura: “Why is the GeekSquad going through my computer history? Why is the GeekSquad blacking out my computer?”

Stanley continued to “work on” Laura’s computer without her consent. She finally lost her patience with him and booped in his face.

Total Time Wasted: 54min 03sec