Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:23:30]

Margaret Wetfard vs Sam Edward (Sir Sleeps-a-lot) & Adam – McAfee

Order #3302

We were transferred to Adam. His manager took the phone from him right after logging into the bank.

Manager: “Hey bro, I got you. Do something else.”

Adam: “Did you hear what he said to you?”

He bailed and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 16min 50sec

Stream Timestamp [00:48:01]

Margaret vs David Sthey Cole & Walter – Norton

Refund Amount $300, then $400      

Transfer Amount $40,000

David’s refrigerator is running.

David has loved his girlfriend since school-age and wants to marry her but their parents aren’t supportive of this. He doesn’t want to lose his mother. He has 6 cats and 3 dogs. He likes to play PubG.

Margaret asked David to thank John Craig, her favorite actor. In her favorite movie, her favorite part was when they panned over and showed the shrubbery.

Margaret: “I busted a cap in that printer and the scanner.”

David said to go to the bank.

We were transferred to Walter once we arrived in the bank parking lot.

Margaret: “I accidentally glued a popsicle stick to my leg and it never came off.”

Batcha, Catcha, and Chacha are David’s dogs’ names. Cats’ names are Babusha, Babshu, Dash, Mama, Caca, Daka.

We were transferred back to Walter, who wanted us to lie to the bank teller. Margaret said that she would send the money without lying about it and called Walter a pathological liar.

The bank warned Margaret about the likelihood that David is a scammer. But he said he wasn’t doing anything wrong. We were transferred to Walter while we drove back home, then back to David.

Margaret couldn’t make sense out of what was going on with her bank account and they couldn’t figure out how to convince her that her bank was wrong. They said they would call back later.

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 33min 22sec

Stream Timestamp [03:34:15]

Laura Redfield vs David & Ryan – GeekSquad

We were transferred to Ryan.

He said that he could see we were already talking to David and Walter. Rinoa transitioned to Margaret from Laura seamlessly. Rinoa said that this was a different phone number, so it was an accident to call them again.

Ryan: “There was a technical error.”

Margaret: “I think the technical error is in your head.”

Ryan told Margaret to download and set up TeamViewer.

Walter called us and said it was important that we get in front of the computer immediately. He said to close the TeamViewer window. He wouldn’t say what was so urgent, so we booped him and answered Ryan’s incoming call.

They figured out the Margaret was Rinoa Poison (by name) and asked if he should subscribe to her channel. He said that her bank account was fake. He kept asking her questions, which she responded to with Margaret’s character.

Margaret: “I don’t converse with pigeons.”

They bailed and booped after some very unimaginative insults. Will we ever meet a scammer with a creative mind who can come up with better insults?

Total Time Wasted: 29min 03sec