Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:18:56]

PayPal

Refund Amount $596.99 / $614 with fees

UltraViewer was used.

 

They got the computers connected, but she didn’t have a PayPal account to steal from. He said that he would look into things and call back in five minutes. He bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 12min 00sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [00:36:47]

Geek Squad

He asked for the sender’s email address. It was the wrong one. He said it was a fake email and not to pay any attention to it.

 

He bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 1min

 

 

Stream Timestamp [00:40:10]

Fraudja Depart vs Jessica – Microsoft

 

There was an alert on her screen. She was very concerned about viruses.

Rocksteady and Fake AppleBottom Download virus were mentioned on the alert.

 

FD: “It’s an Adele SuperturburPower laptop.”

 

Jessica thoroughly scanned her computer for connections and found that some were listening.

 

She became very concerned about the listeners hearing her conversations with her doctor. She was worried that they would intercept her prescriptions now that they had this information.

FD: “Will they pick up my rash cream? It burns when I sit!”

 

FD: “I’ve got an itchy caboose… now I’ve got a hacked computer, too. Today is not my day!”

 

She didn’t like that we gave her a fraud-pun as a name. She bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 29min 13sec

 

Jessica tried to open our webcam after booping.

 

 

Stream Timestamp [01:23:44

Steve & Peter Wood – Geek Squad

Refund Amount $419

She works as a plunger, err… plumber.

 

Steve got the computers connected and had her fill out the official refund form.

 

We were transferred to Peter, from the refund department.

 

He sold us on the value of a year’s service… A technician will come to the house to completely replace the computer if it is damaged in the next year. Wow! But only if it’s found to be not our fault.

 

Peter: “Geek Squad is a very reputated company.”

 

A MelonBuddy translator in chat said that the scammer told someone else that her bank account was a dummy account. She logged out of the bank account.

 

He asked her to log into her bank again. She refused and asked him to send her a check. He said that he can’t do that. He also can’t cancel the transaction.

Peter: “We can’t avoid the transaction.”

 

He accused her of being a YouTuber and told her to hang up the call. She refused.

 

He bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 40min 02sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [02:21:41]

Geek Squad

 

He couldn’t seem to understand what “I’m trying to get something canceled,” meant. He bailed and booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 41sec

 

Stream Timestamp [02:26:12]

CW vs Unidentified Scammer & Brett Thompson (Bread/ Brad Thompson) – Amazon

Supremo was used.

He said that someone has hacked her account, but didn’t mention that the hackers were from Ohio.

 

We were transferred to Brett. He attempted a Zelle transfer. Brett was REALLY bad at sounding convincing in any way, shape, or form.

 

He called back. He said the photo of him on a stick was from her phone company, not his actual photo. They were paid in single dollar bills.

 

CW: “Does Miss Piggy know what you are doing right now?”

 

He asked her for a selfie for verification. He asked about a camera and she said she didn’t have one. He tried to open it anyway. She called him a “Sick creep, filthy animal, creepy bastard.” She hadn’t given him permission to take a selfie.

 

He got mad at being called out for his disgusting behavior.

 

Total Time Wasted: 35min 54sec

 

 

Stream Timestamp [03:26:02]

CB vs Daniel Wills (Daniel Wells / Butterstick) – Norton

Transaction ID# ZEDY3FT9V4R82OU5

Refund Amount $499.99

Transfer Amount $4,999.99

 

CB: “What are you shoving into your pie hole right now?”

 

Daniel snooped around on CB’s computer, behind the updating screen, and found a bunch of her private information. When she was amazed that he knew these things, he said that she is a valued customer and her details are in his database.

 

Daniel: “Are you trying to butter me?”

CB: “I would never try to butter you.”

 

CB: “You’re telling me you have no actual talents? I’m disappointed.”

 

CB: “I thought you were a wizard with a hat and a beard.”

 

CB: “You are the lighthouse and I am the ship and I am using your light to guide me straight to the harbor.”

 

“Better Bureau Business” has given them an A+ rating according to Daniel.

 

Butterstick was eating chunky water

 

CB: “Do you eat corn the long way?”

Butterstick: “It was not from us.”

 

We were connected to the World Bank Portal.

 

CB: “If you were an ingredient in a food, what would you be?”

 

CB had an anxiety attack about the extra nine.

Daniel: “Please relax yourself so we can talk. Please relax yourself. OK?”

 

He told her not to worry about it. So, she thanked him and booped in his face. He called back.

 

He said that there would be an investigation and he might go to jail or be fired.

 

He asked her to send him the money by wire money transfer. There was a baby crying in the background. CB told him to go tend to the baby and then call her back. She booped in his face.

 

He called back after a few minutes.

 

He was “sitting under the pins and needles because the blunder mistake has happened.”

 

The music in the blue car was a little loud. CB has an issue with road rage.

 

Daniel has Mario as his ringtone. He used to play Mario when he was a child.

 

Daniel said that he’s not a fan of David Bowie.

CB: “You, good sir, can go rot in hell!” and she booped in his face. He called right back.

 

Daniel: “What are you going to tell the bank?”

CB: “I need to go see a David Belly concert.”

 

Password: “Here I am CB. I am floating around my tin can, enjoying eating corn the long way while listening to David Bowie as these two things slap really hard. I am the only chubby little loser when I answer the phone with you.”

 

CB: “Maybe you’re a bad father. Maybe you’re not the greatest person in the world….”

 

CB withdrew $4,500 cash from the bank. He wanted her to invest the money in BitCoin but she warned him about the rugpull, etc. She told him to invest in melon coins to get in on something big right away.

 

He asked her to get giftcards, but she warned him about the fact that scammers use giftcards. She didn’t want him to get scammed and lose his money.

 

CB is very concerned that Daniel doesn’t seem to know what to do with money to keep it safe and invest it well. She decided to keep the money to save him from himself. She told him he might as well pretend it got rugpulled anyway. She told him to be a better father to his child and stop eating corn the long way and start listening to David Bowie.

 

He told her to do the wire transfer. He said he would text her the info. She booped.

 

Total Time Wasted: 1hr 26min 21sec