Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

CW vs. David Martin & Thomas Anderson & Brad Cooper (Alice Cooper/Mr. Pooper Scooper) – McAfee CONT from yesterday

Refund Amount: $400

Scam Amount: $40,000

 

CW called back the number from yesterday. No answer. Then David Martin called her right back from McAfee.

RE: Cancellation #AW76537657658

 

CW spoke with Allen Walker & Henry Parker & Brad Cooper (Alice Cooper / Pooper Scooper)

yesterday but she had a power outage.

 

David said that Thomas Anderson will help with cancellation. He had her login to her Chase bank to see if she got the refund. She didn’t see the refund.

 

Thomas said that “David, the Refund Brain Manager” will call her back. David asked CW to log in to her bank so he can process the refund and she can see the “de craps.” CW asked, “What does it mean ‘De Crap’?” David said, “Not a craps; I did not say craps.”

 

CW explained to David how she was disconnected yesterday.

CW: “Have you suffered brain damage?” 

David: “Yes, Ma’am.”

 

David said that Brad Cooper (Alice Cooper) was now available. Brad Cooper got on the line. CW asked if Cooper is a family name. He replied that it was just his name.

 

CW asked Brad if he watches any TV shows. He said he watches web series on Netflix. CW asked if he watches podcast shows or clips. She told him that she watches on the History Channel about ancient aliens and pyramids in Egypt used as UFO launch bases, that they took the lid off and used giant rubber bands to attach to the two pyramids.

Brad said that they needed to get back to the work.

 

After CW filled out the form, he saw that she had $40,000 from the World Bank Portal transferred into her account!

Brad: “Did you put extra zeros?”

CW: “No, I put 400. Well, it has to be the aliens. Right?”

 

Brad was talking to his higher powers to figure out what to do now.

 

Brad asked to see her ID. CW couldn’t find her ID. He said that a passport or gov. ID will do. She asked if a Blockbuster card would work. He said it wouldn’t.

 

He sent her to her bank. He told her she does not need an ID to withdraw the $40,000 cash. He told her to tell her bank, “You know me very well. I want to withdraw $40,000 for my personal use.”

 

CW while driving asked Cooper if he believed in aliens. Apparently, he believes in aliens but not WD40 (we hear squeaky door in the background). Brad said that only God knows how the pyramids could have been built. He told her to forget about aliens and do the work. Once he has his money, he will talk about aliens all day with her.

 

CW: “I just got out of the bank. They are asking for an ID to withdraw money. Let me check the glove box.”

 

She found her ID in the glove box… someone in chat came up with an ID for her in the meantime. She went back into the bank.

 

CW found out that the $40,000 isn’t reflecting in her account yet. Brad told her to take the $40,000 out anyway and say it is for renovating her house. She said that she will tell them she is making a large cylinder as a landing pad for certain unidentified flying objects that might be landing in the vicinity of her yard.

 

CW told the bank that she is trying to get back Mr. Pooper’s money because her keyboard accidentally stuck. She told them that she was not supposed to tell them she made the mistake. It was an accident. She said that she wanted to withdraw the money now for personal reasons. The banker had gone into the back room to get an envelope and count out her money.

 

CW told Brad that she told them she would start now and look for more funding later. Because we are sending radio waves out of our home to communicate but what we need to do is have landing pads…WE HEARD A LOUD FART FROM MR. POOPER RIGHT DURING Claire’s explanation!

 

CW: “Did you just fart?”

Mr. Pooper: “No”

 

Back in the car, CW told Mr. Pooper that she had $10,000 and was he sure he didn’t just pass gas earlier? He ignored her.

 

Mr. Pooper told her to go to a bitcoin ATM machine. He asked her to take a picture of the money and of her ID and send it to him, even though she only has a Nokia phone. CW brings up aliens again. He said that we will talk about aliens later.

 

Mr. Pooper thought she was playing with him. He asked her age and what birthdate is on the license picture she sent. CW was offended and told him she should not have to jump through so many hoops for this. She sent the same picture a second time.

CW: “This is barnacles…let me know when you are done playing your little game. When you want your money, give me a ring.”

 

CW booped.

Brad called back and told her to use Google Maps and search “Coin Depot.” CW didn’t know what Google Maps is… like the old paper maps??? She Googled Bitcoin and proceeded to read about bitcoin to Brad.

 

There was a long squealing noise.

CW: “Do you have a squeaky toy there?”

Brad: “No, just the phone line ma’am.”

 

CW: “It says you need a crypto wallet. I don’t have a crypto wallet.”

Brad: “You don’t need a crypto wallet.”

 

There was another long squealing noise.

CW: “Are you at the dentist? Are you mentally fine?”

 

The call ended.

Time Wasted Yesterday: 37min 8sec

Time Wasted Today: 2hr 17mins 36sec

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 54mins 44sec