Rinoa Poison: Scambaiter

Stream Timestamp [00:27:15]

JW vs Jack Wallace & Jayden Reed & Justin & Michael – Geek Squad

Refund Amount: $350.00

Scam Amount: $35,000.00

He seemed confused as to which type of scam he was supposed to be running. She was asking about services that they provide. He said that he would give her his employment coupon.

We tried out our new bank today!! It seemed to confuse the scammers.

Justin is not a fan of Star Wars and hasn’t seen the new Spiderman movie. Justin has some promocodes, but no coupons.

Jessica asked if she could use the extra money transferred as a loan to pay off her student debt and she would pay them back in monthly installments. He told her to pay back $22,000 today and the rest tomorrow.

He told her to go ahead and make a wire transfer to return the money to them. She explained that she needed to make a domestic transfer because she didn’t have a passport. He said she didn’t need a passport or a password.

Justin gave her the info for his banking manager’s account in Hong Kong. JW said that she wanted to speak to the manager so that she could verify all of this with the person who owns the account. He said that the manager doesn’t talk to customers. So, she asked for Justin’s account. He wouldn’t give it to her. She was worried about sending so much money without checking in with the manager.

We were transferred to Michael, the senior head manager. She explained ALL of her concerns and frustrations to him.  We were transferred back to Jayden and then to Justin. Justin said that he would make it so that she could send the money within the US but she had to send a photo of her driver’s license to prove her identity. But she said she doesn’t have a passport and can’t send it internationally. She felt like sending him a copy of her ID would give him too much info about her.

Justin is a pigeon brain who can’t fix this situation and took all her money. He said his employer would be proud of him stealing all her money. We were transferred to a dumdum, who also wanted a photo of her ID. She said he needed to send his ID to her first.

This dumdum said he would take all the money from her Douche Bank and her Chase Bank. He said she is a crackhead who lives with a ghost named Annabelle.

JW: “You are a pigeon, my friend!”

She said she was going to call the police and a lawyer. The dumdum locked her computer. He said her mouth smelled bad and that he could smell her because she’s a ghost.

His coworker had already stolen all her money from her Deutche Bank account. Dumdum took all the money from her Chase account. He kept talking about her ghost friend as if this was a horrible insult.

He started talking nonsense, so we booped in his face.

They called us back, but we didn’t answer. We called them back and Jack answered. He wouldn’t give us the password to our computer. JW turned on her computer and Jack proved to her that he has the password by unlocking it. While it was unlocked, she used a hotkey to disconnect the wifi, giving her access to her computer and booting him off. He was furious, bailed, and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 2hr 16min 19sec

JW vs Amy Wilson (Winehouse) & Scott – PayPal

Refund Amount: $513.00

DOB 10/13/48

Amy: “Did you did that?”

Amy’s phone line was horrible, so she called us back on a better line.

She said that our data has been hacked and compromised, so they needed to secure her network. But it sounded like she was being attacked by a swarm of bees and it was difficult to understand her.

We were transferred to Scott in the fraud department of Chase Bank. He was also being attacked by a swarm of bees, so we asked him to call back on a better line.

JW’s last transaction was for a 2-piece chicken nugget at McDonald’s.

He gave her a bogus address and she said she wasn’t too far from that location. He swore at her, bailed, and booped.

Total Time Wasted: 28min 04sec

Stream Timestamp [03:52:00]

JW vs Sebastian Brown — PayPal

Refund Amount: $314.99

She said she shares her PayPal account with her friend named Dexter.

JW: “Are you under the sea? I can’t hear you.”

The call started breaking up too much, so we booped.

Total Time Wasted: 10min 54sec